Bitches, let’s refrain from calling me by my given legal name on tumblr whenever possible, yes? The more association with that name, the less free I am to fill this blog with swearing and sex jokes. We all lose.
Sincerely, Zelda
(who also just sort of really wants to pretend she has a different name sometimes)
Although I like the name “Zelda,” Zelda, could I call you Joseline? Or Peggy? Is that appropriate?
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“skank” it is then
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copydesk said:
My b, Z.
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“Zelda,” Zelda, could I call you Joseline? Or Peggy? Is that appropriate?
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vondell-swain said:
can i call you Coral
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