January 2012
147 posts
When you send a text and immediately realize...
justmargaret:
December 2011
66 posts
coralcolored:
A really good idea would be to stop describing yourself as “witty.”
I only describe myself as “witty” when referring to the fact that my senior class in high school voted me wittiest. I embrace this since I believe they voted for me because I was mean to them but in a kind of funny way.
LaurenNotJordan: Once I am a college professor, it... →
laurennotjordan:
Me: Turn to page 394.
Student: But our books only go to 250…
Me: TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR.
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Me: In this class, you will learn how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a…
Of computers.
Kassie: Do you have a 15 inch or 13 inch?
Dan: That's a little personal.
Sometimes I read a sentence in a John Green novel...
vondell-swain:
oh my GOD Henry Green is my favorite tiny person
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